Nope, I don't think duct tape won't fix that.

Lisa Marie was lucky to catch Michael.

I thought Graceland was tacky.

Come to think of it I'll have a Heineken.

We don't keep firearms in this house.

Has anybody seen the sideburn trimmer?

You can't feed that to the dog.

Wrasslin's fake.

Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?

No meat please, we're vegetarians.

Who's Richard Petty?

I'll have grapefruit instead of eggs, bacon, grits, biscuits and gravy.

Honey, these bonsai trees need watering?

Give me the SMALL bag of balled peanuts.

Deer heads detract from the decor.

Spitting tobacco is such a nasty habit.

I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.

Trim the fat off that steak.

Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.

The tires on that truck are too big.

Not the Waffle House again, let's eat at the hotel down town.

You got all A's?

Honey, let's go to the opera instead of the lawnmower races.

Pardon me, do ya'll have any Gray Pupone?

Please tell me more, I would love to know how you did it up north.

I'll have the arugula and radicchio salad.

I've got it all on a floppy disk.

Unsweetened tea tastes better.

Would you like your fish poached or broiled?

My fiancee, Paula Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.

I prefer the smaller cars with 4 cylinder engines

I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.

Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.

Checkmate.

She's too old to be wearing a bikini.

Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?

Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.

I don't have a favorite college team.

I believe you cooked those green beans too long.

Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla.

Elvis who?