Come on in and chat awhile, we ain't seem yall in a coon's age,
Hi's yo mommer and 'em doin'?
Yo sister still datin' that truck driver?
Cussin John still racin'?
Woops, sorry 'bout dat, I thought I knowed ya. I thought ya wuz Louise and Jim's boy.
Why shoot, here in Saraland, Alabama we feel lik we know every body,
but I guess we ain't met yet, I'm Floyd and that good lookin' ol woman over there
is Evelyn, my wife of ni onto 50 years. The boys is done gone and moved off and
got families of thier own now, but the grandkids still come home sometimes.
Yall come on in 'n meet the rest o' da family,
that ol black cat there is Sam, I used to call'em sumthin' else,
but then I looked and saw he as a "he" not a "she".
He's a little slow so don't trip over him while you are agittin' out da screen doe.
Yall wanta see the pichers of the grandkids, Jessie, Bubba,
da twins (Matt and Sara), Nate, Junior, and Noah?
Don't much matter, I'm gonna sho' em to ya anyway.
Jessie n' Bubba live in Flawde, I don't lik it thar, furrin kuntry ya know?
Junior n' Noah live in Wisconsin, but they ain't Yankees. I don't much lik it thar cus it'd too cold.
Da twins and Nate live with Duphus in Denver. I don't lik it thar cus ya can't breath rite
Jus' push da screen doe open an' COME ON IN!
Tips for northerners moving to Saraland
Things ya'll will never heard said in Saraland
A letter from Aunt Annie
You know you are from Saraland when....
I dun wrote a poem fer Evelyn