Hi Yall?
Come on in and
chat awhile, we ain't seem yall in a coon's age,
Hi's yo mommer and 'em
doin'?
Yo sister still datin' that truck driver?
Cussin John still
racin'?
Woops, sorry 'bout dat, I thought I knowed ya. I thought ya wuz Louise and Jim's boy.
Why shoot, here in Saraland,
Alabama we feel lik we know every body,
but I guess we ain't met yet, I'm
Floyd and that good lookin' ol woman over there
is Evelyn, my wife of ni onto
40 years. The boys is done gone and moved off and
got families of thier own
now, but the grandkids still come home sometimes.
Yall come on in 'n meet the
rest o' da family,
that ol grey cat there is Shirley, I used to call her
sumthin' else,
but Evelyn didn't lik it so I shortened her name a mite, and
Evelyn shortened
her tail a mite when she wuz a little slow gettin' out da screen
doe.
She's MEAN so
watch out!
(Shirley that is, not
Evelyn)
Yall wanta see the pichers of
the grandkids, Jessie, Bubba,da twins (Matthew and Sara), Nate, Junior, and Noah?
Don't much matter, I'm
gonna sho' em to ya anyway.
Jessie n' Bubba live in Canader, I don't lik it thar, furrin kuntry ya know?
Junior n' Noah live in Baton Rouge, LA, but they ain't Cajuns. I lik it thar
cus of da good food.
Da twins and Nate live with Duphus and Lisa in Denver. I
don't lik it thear cus ya can't breath rite
Jus' push da screen doe open an' COME ON IN!
